Chapter Seventeen - My Hilariously Horrible Wedding Experience

Hilariously Horrible Wedding Experience


As a Las Vegas wedding photographer, I capture unforgettable moments on film, however, I’ve also had my fair share of unforgettable moments. There's one particular wedding that stands out like a sore thumb. It was a day filled with mishaps, unexpected surprises, and sheer chaos. Grab your popcorn because you're in for a wild ride through the lens of my camera as I recount the tale of this hilariously horrible wedding experience.


**The Invitation: A Foreshadowing Fiasco**

It all began with the invitation. A beautifully designed card arrived in my mailbox, adorned with delicate lace and intricate calligraphy. Little did I know that this was a foreshadowing of the chaos that awaited me. The bride had misspelled my name on the invitation, and instead of "Photographer," it read "Photographear." Well, at least I knew I was in for something unique!


**A Bridal Party Mix-Up**

As I arrived at the venue, I was met with a scene that seemed straight out of a slapstick comedy. The bride's nephew, a toddler with a penchant for mischief, had mistaken my camera bag for a treasure chest and made off with my spare batteries. It took an hour of detective work, bribery with candy, and an embarrassing toddler photo session to retrieve my equipment.


**Dress Drama**

The bride's dress, a stunning masterpiece, turned into a catastrophe as she tripped over the train while walking down the aisle. Instead of a graceful glide, she performed an impromptu interpretive dance routine, which left the guests bewildered and me frantically snapping photos of her graceful fall.


**The Unplanned Wildlife Photoshoot**

As we ventured outside for the post-ceremony portraits, we were joined by an uninvited guest—an overly curious raccoon. This furry gate-crasher made it abundantly clear that it was the star of the show, interrupting our carefully posed shots and even snatching a bridesmaid's bouquet for a quick snack.


**An Unexpected Dance-Off**

The reception, held in a lavish ballroom, promised to be a night of elegance. But that was before the DJ accidentally played "The Chicken Dance" instead of the couple's first dance song. What followed was an uproarious dance-off between the bride, groom, and their bewildered guests. My camera was clicking away as the reception turned into a poultry-themed party.


**The Cake Calamity**

The pièce de résistance of the evening was the wedding cake. Just as the couple leaned in for the ceremonial cake cutting, the cake topper—a miniature replica of the bride and groom—toppled over and landed in the frosting with a splat. I captured the precise moment of impact, forever preserving the cake catastrophe in all its glory.


**Parting Thoughts**

As I packed up my camera gear at the end of the night, I couldn't help but reflect on the rollercoaster ride that was this wedding. Despite the mishaps and misadventures, there was an undeniable sense of joy and love in the air. The bride and groom laughed off each blunder, proving that love truly conquers all—even a hilariously horrible wedding day.


In the end, I realized that these unexpected moments are what make wedding photography so wonderfully unpredictable. While this wedding may have been a comedy of errors, it also served as a reminder that sometimes, the most memorable moments are the ones we never saw coming. Cheers to the happy couple and their unforgettable, if not slightly chaotic, wedding day!

Chapter Sixteen - The Joys and Pains of LV Wedding Photography

Las Vegas, often referred to as the "Entertainment Capital of the World," is not just famous for its vibrant nightlife, world-class shows, and bustling casinos. It's also a city where love takes center stage, with countless couples from around the world choosing to tie the knot amidst the glitz and glamour. As a wedding photographer in Las Vegas, you have a front-row seat to capture the moments of love, joy, and celebration. In this blog post, I wan to share some of my experiences of the joys and also the challenges of photographing weddings in this unique and iconic city.


Joys


1. **Diverse Wedding Venues:** Las Vegas offers an incredibly diverse range of wedding venues, from elegant chapels to stunning outdoor locations, and even themed weddings at places like the Graceland Wedding Chapel. This variety provides you with endless creative opportunities to capture the essence of each couple's unique love story.


2. **Neon-Infused Backdrops:** The city's iconic neon signs and dazzling lights create a vibrant and electrifying backdrop for your wedding photography. The play of colors and lights can add a magical touch to your images, making every moment feel like a scene from a fairytale.


3. **24/7 Wedding Culture:** Las Vegas is known for its 24/7 lifestyle, and this extends to its wedding culture. You may find yourself shooting weddings at any time of the day or night, allowing for creative shots under both the bright sun and the shimmering night sky.


4. **Destination Weddings:** Many couples choose Las Vegas for their destination weddings, which means you'll have the opportunity to work with people from all walks of life, cultures, and traditions. This diversity can enrich your portfolio and broaden your horizons as a photographer.


5. **No Shortage of Wedding:** Las Vegas hosts so many weddings all day, every day. There is no shortage of wedding work here, admittedly, they aren’t all full day, high dollar, weddings, a lot are short, or elopements. With the large amount of weddings, that means there are also a lot of photographers, which brings me to my challenges section.


Challenges


1. **Intense Competition:** Las Vegas is a hotspot for wedding photographers, and the competition can be fierce. To stand out, you'll need to continuously hone your skills and offer unique services to attract clients.


2. **Changing Weather Conditions:** The desert climate can be brutal, with scorching summer temperatures and occasional unexpected rain showers. It’s been 110 F seemingly everyday. Be prepared for extreme weather conditions and have a backup plan in case of unexpected changes.


3. **High Expectations:** Couples who choose Las Vegas for their weddings often have high expectations for their photos, given the city's reputation for glitz and glamour. Meeting these expectations while maintaining your artistic style can be a delicate balance. As a film photographer, classic vintage film isn’t always the latest and greatest.


4. **Legalities and Paperwork:** Las Vegas has its own set of rules and requirements for wedding photographers, especially if you're planning to work in popular venues or on the Las Vegas Strip. Navigating the legalities and obtaining necessary permits can be a complex process.


5. **Long Working Hours:** With weddings happening at all hours of the day and night, you might find yourself working long hours, especially during the busy wedding season. I’ve shot several weddings here where I went until 3 a.m. which was brutal, some of these couples and guests came here to party.

Chapter Fifteen - My First Film Camera

When I was a kid in the 90s, long before the miraculous invention of sophisticated smartphone cameras, I experienced an enchanting introduction to photography. While the digital age has undoubtedly changed the way we capture and share photographs, nothing compares to the feeling of shooting and developing 35mm film.

It was around 1994, my grandfather had a sacred and enigmatic corner in his house — a small, dark room where he would mysteriously disappear for hours. For quite some time, I was always curious about what he was doing in there, and one day he decided to introduce me to his magical world: the world of film, chemicals, and the alchemy of photography.

I was originally introduced to shooting photographs myself by quick and cheap disposable cameras. This only required one step, to wind the film after each exposure and that was it, the shutter did the rest. Once that roll of film was done, it was trash, so there was no care nor education required for disposable cameras. Once I had ran through several dozen disposable cameras, I expressed interest in a real camera.

I was handed down my grandfather's old, trusty camera — a Leica DRP 35mm film camera. I remember holding it with care, feeling the cold metal and rugged leatherette, and knowing it had already seen so many memories etched into its exterior. We started with the basics of composition, lighting, focus, and aperture. Even as a kid, I was delighted by the idea of catching a fleeting moment in time with just a click of a button.

Soon, I got my first roll of 35mm film. My grandfather taught me how to load it and carefully wind the advancement lever. I adored the mechanical sounds, which felt like the heartbeat of the camera. Eagerly, I ventured into the world, street by street, finding beauty in nature, people, and even mundane everyday scenes.

But taking the photographs themselves was only half the adventure. The real magic happened in the darkroom. That tiny room, lit only by a dim red light, held so many secrets. The stale scent of chemicals became a comforting aroma when I knew it meant precious memories were in the making. Together, my grandfather and I would mix the chemicals and pour them into trays. I was taught to be patient, to feel the process rather than to rush it.

With trepidation and joy, I would immerse the undeveloped film in its chemical bath. I would watch in awe as the tiny images I had captured emerged from the nothingness and floated up, becoming more vivid with each second. It was like bringing a world back to life, a world that had been paused in time.

The process of developing photographs was much more hands-on than just sending digital files to print. We would make test strips diligently to ensure we got the right exposure, dodge and burn areas if needed, and even learn how to correct color balance. I felt like an artist, making gentle and precise alterations to bring out the best in each photograph.

Years went by, and I continued refining my skills as an analog photographer, but ultimately, my school demanded more attention, and soon after, I welcomed the digital age of photography. However, in my high school, we had a photography class and a dark room, I naturally took this class as an easy A in my eyes and got to still shoot and develop film. No matter how much technology progresses, nothing will replace the warm, organic feeling of camaraderie, excellence, and mystery that was tucked away in my memories of shooting and developing 35mm film.

As we move toward the unending possibilities of digital photography and ubiquitous smartphones, these childhood experiences will forever hold a special place in my heart. Learning to shoot and develop 35mm film taught me not just a craft, but also about patience, perseverance, and the art of storytelling in its purest form. It was nearly a decade later, that I shifted away from digital photography, skipped over 35mm and ventured into the world of medium format film, which I’ll share that experience another day.

Chapter Twelve - Best New Digital Cameras For Shooting Weddings 2023

As a wedding photographer, choosing the right camera is crucial to capturing the perfect moments of a couple's special day. The best cameras for wedding photography need to have fast autofocus, excellent low-light performance, and ideally, a silent shooting mode. While most wedding photographers will choose to shoot full-frame, if you're just starting out, it might not be financially viable, so some excellent crop sensor cameras are also available. In this blog post, we will discuss the best new cameras for wedding photography in 2023.

My top pick for an all-round camera is the Canon EOS R5. This camera has quickly become my favorite camera of all time. It has everything you could ask for in a wedding camera, including fast autofocus, excellent low-light performance, and a silent shooting mode. The Nikon Z6 II and Sony A7IV are also great options for full-frame mirrorless cameras. I don’t own those cameras, but I was able to rent them from my local Las Vegas camera house.

My next favorite brand that has really stepped it up in the last couple years is Fujifilm. If you're looking for an affordable camera, try a crop sensor camera, the Fujifilm X-S10 is an excellent choice for those just starting out in wedding photography. For mid-range options, the Canon EOS R6 and Nikon D850 are both professional-grade cameras that can handle anything a wedding day can throw at them.

Ultimately, the best camera for wedding photography will depend on your personal preferences and budget. However, it's important to keep in mind that entry-level cameras aren't really suitable for shooting weddings as they often lack the resolution, fast burst modes, or handy features like eye and face AF needed to capture someone's special day. If you are going to do wedding photography, do it right. Unfortunately it costs thousands and thousands of dollars. If you decide to get a good camera, you also need to think about good glass as well, which also costs thousands of dollars. A good top level camera with cheap lenses defeats the purpose.

In conclusion, whether you're just starting out in wedding photography or looking to upgrade your current setup, our list of the best cameras for wedding photography includes both APS-C and full-frame cameras that we believe are perfect for the job. Remember to consider the camera type, sensor type and size, low-light capabilities, and burst mode feature when choosing your camera. With the right camera in hand, you'll be able to capture the perfect moments of a couple's special day.

Chapter Eleven - A Wedding Disaster

As a wedding photographer, I have seen my fair share of wedding disasters. One of the most memorable ones was many years ago in New Jersey, when I arrived at the venue and found out that the bride and groom had not secured the necessary permits for the outdoor ceremony. The venue staff was frantically trying to find a solution, but it was clear that the ceremony would have to be moved indoors. The bride was in tears, and the groom was trying his best to console her.

As we moved inside, I realized that the lighting was terrible. The room was dimly lit, and the walls were painted a dark color, making it difficult to capture good photos. I tried my best to adjust my camera settings, and set up my off camera flashes around the room, but it was a losing battle, this room was just not meant for a nice ceremony, it looked more like a storage for event chairs and tables. The ceremony began, and I started taking photos, but I knew that they would not be up to my usual standards.

After the ceremony, we moved outside for the group photos. It was an incredibly windy day, but the lighting was perfect in the most unfortunate direction, the wind was blowing from behind where I wanted my subjects, so now their hair was all in their faces. If I had turned us all around 180 degrees, I would have had a nice background of a parking lot, which is the worst background for any photos. I was rushed by the coordinators because we only had a short period of time due to the ceremony situation taking a lot longer time than expected and it was cutting into my photo time.

As the reception began, I realized that the DJ was not prepared. He did not have the right equipment, and the music was terrible. The guests were not dancing, and the atmosphere was awkward. I tried to capture candid moments, but there were none to be found. I remember a lot of the guests also kind of knew that it was a dud so some of the guests decided to just get hammered, and there were two guys that evidently had a disagreement and they began throwing blows but immediately got stopped by other groomsmen.

At the end of the night, I packed up my equipment and left, feeling disappointed. I knew that the photos would not be up to my usual standards, and I felt terrible for the bride and groom. It was a disaster of a wedding, and I knew that they would not have the memories that they had hoped for.

There are so many stories from wedding professionals about great weddings, horrible weddings, and everything in between. There isn’t much you can do during the day but try your best. Luckily, I have the greatest clients ever and they are all super cool and understanding. At the end of the night, both them and I kept saying sorry to each other as if was both of our faults. This particular couple totally understood it was a tough day and loved my photos anyways.

Chapter Six - Vegas Strips Wedding Photos: Don't Get Hitched by the Traps!

As a wedding photographer, I've seen my fair share of unique and interesting locations for photoshoots. But nothing quite compares to the glitz and glamour of the Las Vegas Strip. With its bright lights, iconic landmarks, and endless possibilities, it's no wonder couples flock here to capture their special day.

However, taking wedding photos on the Las Vegas Strip can come with its own set of challenges. From navigating crowds of tourists to dealing with unpredictable weather, it's important to be prepared for anything. In this article, I'll share my top tips for making the most out of your Las Vegas Strip wedding photoshoot, including what to look out for and how to ensure your photos turn out stunning.

Why Las Vegas is a Popular Destination for Wedding Photos

Las Vegas is a city that is known for its bright lights, lively atmosphere, and endless entertainment options. It's no wonder that it has become a popular destination for couples looking to take their wedding photos. As a photographer who has shot many weddings on the Las Vegas strip, I can attest to the fact that there are several reasons why this city is a great place to capture beautiful and unique wedding photos.

Firstly, Las Vegas is home to some of the most iconic landmarks in the world. From the famous "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign to the towering replica of the Eiffel Tower, there are plenty of backdrops that will make your wedding photos stand out. These landmarks are not only visually stunning, but they also provide a sense of place and context to your photos.

Another reason why Las Vegas is a great destination for wedding photos is the variety of settings that are available. Whether you want to shoot in a lush garden, a modern hotel, or a classic chapel, there are options for every taste and style. Plus, the weather in Las Vegas is generally sunny and warm, making it an ideal location for outdoor shoots.

Finally, Las Vegas is a city that is all about having fun and letting loose. This means that you and your partner can get creative with your wedding photos and take some fun and playful shots that truly capture your personalities. Whether you want to pose with Elvis, ride in a limousine, or take a dip in a pool, the possibilities are endless in Las Vegas.

Overall, Las Vegas is a city that offers a unique and exciting backdrop for wedding photos. From the iconic landmarks to the variety of settings and the fun-loving atmosphere, there are plenty of reasons why couples choose to capture their special day in this vibrant city.

Tips for Taking Wedding Photos on the Las Vegas Strip

As a photographer, I've had the pleasure of capturing many beautiful wedding photos on the Las Vegas Strip. However, the Strip can be overwhelming, and there are a few things to keep in mind to ensure you get the best shots possible. Here are my top tips for taking wedding photos on the Las Vegas Strip:

Choosing the Right Time of Day

Timing is everything when it comes to taking wedding photos on the Las Vegas Strip. The best time to take photos is during the early morning or late afternoon when the sun is not too harsh, and the lighting is soft and flattering. Avoid taking photos during midday when the sun is at its highest, as this can create harsh shadows and make it difficult to capture the perfect shot.

Finding the Perfect Location

The Las Vegas Strip is full of iconic locations that make for stunning backdrops for wedding photos. However, it's essential to find a location that is not too crowded and has a unique and memorable look. Some of my favorite locations include the Bellagio Fountains, the Eiffel Tower at Paris Las Vegas, and the Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas sign. Keep in mind that many of these locations require permits, so be sure to check with the appropriate authorities before setting up your shoot.

Dealing with Crowds and Traffic

The Las Vegas Strip is always bustling with tourists and traffic, which can make it challenging to take wedding photos. To avoid crowds, try to schedule your shoot during non-peak hours and choose locations that are off the beaten path. If you do encounter crowds, be patient and wait for the perfect moment to capture your shot. Remember, you can always edit out unwanted people or objects in post-production.

In conclusion, taking wedding photos on the Las Vegas Strip can be a fun and exciting experience. By choosing the right time of day, finding the perfect location, and dealing with crowds and traffic, you can capture stunning photos that will be cherished for a lifetime.